"Russ The Love Muscle"

Russ' Top Ten Saved Outgoing Text Messages

1. Hey your loved!
2. Wanna taste my milk duds?
3. My white chocolate contains zero calories!
4. Can I see your vulva?
5. Okay, how about your vagina then?
6. Ah man, how about a taste test then?
   
7. Ah, what about the tip? It's just the tip!
8. Wanna see my love muscle?
9. Yea, I can make him dance.
   
10. Yea, all the girls say it's huge!

A friendly dedication to a dear friend, Russ The Love Muscle, a former male entertainer and sex enthusiast!