10 January 2009

LIP PLUMPER - WARN A BITCH!


From one girlfriend to another - LIP PLUMPING LIP GLOSS IS NOT COOL.

If your girlfriend has left her personal 'lube' at home and asks to use some of yours PLEASE warn her if your lip gloss contains LIP PLUMPER.

After 'lubing' up my precious lips my tongue began to tingle and magically my lips looked like Pamela Anderson on steroids - not a good look (as drool runs down chin).

In short - LIP PLUMPER IS SOMETHING YOU WARN A FRIEND ABOUT BEFORE HAND.

Photo Caption: "I can't wait for Sarah to use my STEROID LIP PLUMPING LUBE so her tongue swells and drool runs down her chin."


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