18 January 2009

Dating 101 (per Yahoo)

Care to know what the 'experts' say are five elements to a 'super-happy' couple???

I SURE THE F%$@ DON'T...

(but here they are... with my personal comments!)


TOP FIVE THINGS 'SUPER-HAPPY' COUPLES DO EVERYDAY...

Daily Habit #1: Talk to Each Other
- Ladies, it is a given that you two will 'talk' throughout your day or evening... you have to ensure the damn trash was taken out!

Daily Habit #2: Flirt
- This does not specify whether or not the 'flirting' is to be done with your man or not; if he buys you a drink go for it!

Daily Habit #3: Get Stupid Together
- Honey, men are stupid... don't be suckered into his world!

Daily Habit #4: Declare Your Independence
- Damn it this should be #1 on the damn list!

Daily Habit #5: Share a Spiritual Moment
- Get naked together and have the best damn orgasm ever!!!

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